The best time for the leg splits

As part of my tough training process for my weak body that screams even with a slight bend, I’ve been doing the leg splits recently and found the perfect time for it. It’s right after taking a shower while drying my hair. A hot shower warms my body and softens my muscles – perfect for tearing them apart. It still hurts, of course. It brings out the natural screams from the core. Arghhhhhhhh. But it’s way better than when my body is cold and stiff. Much better.

For me, hair drying time after a shower is also the time for reading English books. The scene is weird, I must admit. Splitting (well, “trying” to split) my legs in front of the mirror and blowing my wet hair all over the place while reading an English book aloud is just bizarre.

Still, I can’t afford to miss that golden time. My stiff body certainly can’t. It’s the best time for the leg splits, and I just can’t miss it.

2026-05-07 | Essay